shut the fuck up.

pandaterian:

kobochajunkbox:

animeds7:

yes… yes, of course. thank you, google.

Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you.

kobochajunkbox:

animeds7:

yes… yes, of course. thank you, google.

Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you.

did-yuo-kno:

belugawhalesandshinythings:

what happens when you don’t masturbate but you still can’t see the red circle?! Does it mean that my brain masturbates for me?!?!? WHAT IS THIS?!

If you say you don’t masturbate but you don’t see the circle, it means that not only are you a FILTHY LIAR but you are also a chronic masturbator. In other words, you’re going to hell.

belugawhalesandshinythings:

what happens when you don’t masturbate but you still can’t see the red circle?! Does it mean that my brain masturbates for me?!?!? WHAT IS THIS?!

If you say you don’t masturbate but you don’t see the circle, it means that not only are you a FILTHY LIAR but you are also a chronic masturbator. In other words, you’re going to hell.

That feeling of satisfaction when your comment gets more ‘likes’ than the status

chaystar: